fahthur:

reblog if u an emotional crybaby but yr also heartless & have no feelings

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aphaustria:

aphdenmark:

aphaustria:

what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise

what

lmayo

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memeufacturing:

memeufacturing:

memeufacturing:

funny how hot dogs come in packs of six but hot dog buns come in packs of twelve and also the united states has more blood on its hands than any other country in the world just by refusing asylum to refugees 

ever notice how you park in a driveway but drive on a parkway and also the british nation remains proud of its legacy as the world’s most murderous empire in all of recorded history and refuses to acknowledge its massacres

isn’t it pretty interesting how a ship carries cargo but a car carries shipments! it’s also funny how the western nations will teach in history class all about how the west brutally exploited Africa and the Middle East but continue to invade those same regions in the modern age “for their own good”, which is the same thing they said during the colonial era

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hiyouhumans:

foreverphantomhive:

riverplants:

foods that will poison cats:

1. alcohol 
2. chocolate
3. caffeine
4. dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)
5. fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish
6. grapes and raisins
7. onions and garlic
8. tuna (when not made for cats)
9. xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

Even if you don’t have a cat please reblog this for all your followers who may have their own precious little baby.

I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT TUNA OMFG

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